I just went to the restroom at work again.
Nope…he’s not on the sink anymore:
He’s not in the lounge, either:
I wandered about the office – he’s not ANYWHERE. I even checked in with the guy in the corner office:
The only thing I can think is…the cup…has…ESCAPED.
Do you hear me, folks? The cup has broken containment – he’s loose upon the world!
RUN FOR THE HILLS!