Hey, hey Rocky – watch me pull a fantastic dessert outta my hat!!!
Yea, I’m dating myself again, quoting a cartoon I watched when I was a kid a few more than 29 years ago. One of these days, I’ll have to update my fictional age to a more believable number…
And no – I did not make a dessert out of squirrel. I’ve never been one for weird meat.
Yea…I went there…
This weekend was the Independence Day holiday – the weekend of the year where Americans of all ages go to their local fairgrounds and eat WAAAAAAY too much really bad for you, insanely expensive, questionable foodstuffs, drink WAAAAAAAY too much over-priced, watered down alcohol, go on WAAAAAAY too many spinney-type rides, stopping the frivolity only long enough to visit a conveniently-placed waste barrel to empty their stomachs in the worst possible way.
I once tried to convince people to avoid the middle-man by offering to punch them in the stomach for $50.00 (still get the pain, but no stinky, smelly puke breath), but nobody took me up on the offer, not even when I offered to roll them down a hill for the dizziness effect.
Entrepreneurs have it tough in this country.
How do we end this celebratory dine & purge fest? We blow stuff up.
Yea, I could wax nostalgic on the whole ‘rocket’s red glare, bombs bursting in air,’ but it sounds better my way – it’s very ‘Murikan! to blow stuff up.
I don’t go to the fairgrounds over the 4th holiday – my family has a yearly reunion at Dad’s home on Lake Reinhart. We gather, bring a dish to pass, swim in the lake, socialize in the shade, and let the kids (mostly my younger nephews & nieces) do what kids do best.
Dad usually has sandwich stuff and cold salads (macaroni, potato, etc…) along with fresh veggies & dips for lunch, because we all tend to arrive (hungry) at different times. For dinner, we do those salads & veggies again, a sugar-rush of desserts, and the ‘Official Summer Meat of Wisconsin’ fresh off the grill-altar.
If I have to say brats…you need to read more of my posts 😀
At lunch, the first thing that was mentioned was the woeful lack of bread or carb products on my plate. I filled up instead with the veggies & dip, and some cold ham & sausage from the available meats.
Which gave me the perfect opportunity to explain keto to the family.
My dish to pass for the event emerged at the evening meal. Now, I made 2 desserts, actually. One with real sugar for everyone else, and one with just enough sugar substitute to satisfy my rather blunted sweet tooth.
Mousse & berries. This stuff, with real sugar, tastes exactly like the cream filling they pipe into cream puffs up here. And pairing out fresh blackberries and raspberries made it the perfect 4th of July celebratory dessert. Good Ole’ Red, White & Blue.
Here is the recipe:
|Keto Mousse & Berries
|3 TB each Marscapone cheese and heavy cream
|2ish TSP Erythritol
|1.5 tsp vanilla extract
|1/4 C fresh raspberries
|1/4 C fresh Blackberries
|Blend Marscapone cheese and heavy cream until well combined
|add sweetener and vanilla
|Blend until well thickened
|Split the raspberries inbetween 2 tall fluted glasses
|Pipe half the cheese mixture into each glass on top of the berries
|Split the blackberries between the two glasses on top of the cream
Here’s the weekly Keto update:
Wednesday – Tried an experiment with almond butter, coconut, cream cheese & caramel syrup. Not terrible, but I probably won’t repeat.
Thursday – My first ever work-sponsored-lunch-on-Keto. They brought in pizza, garlic bread, and salad. I nimbly avoided the garlic bread, scraped the toppings off 2 slices of pizza, and loaded up on the salad.
Friday – Chicken & Salsa soup. ’twas FANTASTIC, crammed full of black olives & green cabbage.
Saturday – Fine dining on good Wisconsin brats & my berry mousse.
Sunday – Movie night. The SQO was rather hot to see this movie called ‘The Purge: Election Year.’
If you haven’t already guessed, he’s REALLY a Cinephile.
As the movie was a dystopian future flick, I was on board, as that’s one of my favored genres.
This is a strange film. The premise is that, for one night every year, the citizens of the US are allowed to commit any crime they wish without legal issue. All crimes, for the one night, are LEGAL.
The commentary in the film makes it painfully obvious that this sanctioned night-of-chaos is part of the 1%-ers plan to eliminate as much of the poor and lower-class populations in the easiest way possible – let them kill each other.
For the first time, government officials are no longer exempt from the Purge – because a senator running for the Presidency with some establishment-busting ideas is actually WINNING in the polls – and this is the establishment’s ‘bid’ to eliminate her.
It’s gruesome – this film. Rather disturbing in the way it violently shoves the unpleasant darkness residing within all humanity down your unwilling throat. But I’ll probably go see it again 😀